TWINKle TWINKle LITTLE AFFAIR (NOT STARS)

Have not been hearing news from that Bakka-chan a.k.a STUPIDO (remember him, my ex-crush?). Now I hear that he’s having an affair with his lecturer. Oh Gosh!

The story is begun with his break-up with his oh-conceal-me-from-being-spotted-as-gay girlfriend, Ca. Just because of stupid and childish reason. You know, if your girlfriend/boyfriend tells you that you’re too busy with your business, not much times for you both hanging out together, what would you do? Normally people will cut their extra business thus they can spend that extra time with him/her, right? But that’s just what normal people would do. Things are upside-down for my little STUPIDO. Instead of spending more quality time with Ca, he showed even more careless behavior to Ca (Which I knew later, was because he feel peevish to Ca since Ca told him that he’s not caring). What a gross! Dunno what’s wrong with this guy, Ca said to me. She thinks that STUPIDO needs to learn about human basic emotions and behavior BEFORE he’s permitted to enter social life. Ca also told me once that this guy is a threat and isn’t good for any woman. He’s better be having a relationship with a guy instead. Ah, Ca, wish I could tell you that you ex-boyfriend is gay…. Yeah right, it’s out of my business :-/

This stupid twink sure has a tendency to make people infatuated to his strange charm; Now that I hear him having an affair with his lecturer. And what the heck! Everyone knows about this!
I’ll tell you from the very beginning of the story…. STUPIDO likes to swim (for whatever reason he might have). And one day, when he finished one of his swimming sessions in VIP, one of warm pool in Lembang, came to him, his dearie lecturer (who also suspected as gay, as reported exclusively by gossipers in his class). Then Mr. Lecturer asked him whether STUPIDO swim there often or not. And then, he asked STUPIDO to swim together next time. So that he could have motivation to go swimming. Euwww. What could be more obvious than that??

Then…then…in his class, few minutes before mid-semester exam, Mr. Lecturer approached him, do that ‘basa-basi’ thing, asked STUPIDO if he has a problem studying for the exams. He took STUPIDO’s book from his hand, wrote here and there, circle a few problems. He then smiled, and leaved. And guess what?? All that he marked in STUPIDO’s book is the entire problems he gave on the exams. Geezzz. Moreover, while STUPIDO was concentrating on doing his exam, Mr. Lecturer obviously took pics of STUPIDO with his mobile phone’s camera. Yuck!

And the fun part is, when my Arabic friend, Yan asked Mr. Lecturer something about that exam, he answered nonchalantly, almost carelessly. Of course, not as ‘berbunga-bunga’ as he treats STUPIDO. Everyone told Yan after that, that Mr. Lecturer doesn’t have interest in Arab people. Lolz.

Euwww, euwww, euwww, what a gross…. As what people in Indonesia say,

ABCD – Aduh Booo, Cape Dehhhh!!!